Ohcecelia

50 and unable to satisfy my sexual desires, it’s my sexual revolution!!! – Open the jar I can’t, I’m yours – Kill the spider, I’m yours – Change my oil, I’m yours – Plug my tailpipe, I’m yours – Teach me how to drive a stick, I’m yours “The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.” “A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.”